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Here at "Kings and Philosophers," we try to disseminate only the driest, densest, and utterly droll samples from your local Ivy-League book repository. Our intention, as stated in our shitty mission-statement of a first post, is merely to be a private journal for the author(s) -- but the kind of private journal your little sister leaves sitting unlocked at her desk with her bedroom door wide open, practically begging you to commit the ultimate brotherly transgression: finding out who she has a crush on.

In this spirit, we at K&PSASDL apologize for the month's radio silence on the above. A new Gregorian year is beginning soon, and we swear on our copies of the Bible, Koran, Forty Hadith, Cryptonomicon, Egyptian Book of the Dead, and Sam Harris' "Letter to a Christian Nation" that we will go to the gym more, so that we can swear on this enormous stack of books without hurting our forearm.

I mean, we swear on the aforementioned to simply write more, and write whatever the hell we please that has to do with philosophy, history, language, and also zombies sometimes.

Lastly, since this page will hereafter be linked to a semi-anonymous Facebook page, thus semi-inviting people to read it, I urge anyone perusing its contents to read all posts thoroughly and disinterestedly in the hope of sparking vibrant intellectual discussion regarding topics no one but me would bring up at, say, the Columbus Day Regatta.

Whimsically,


AMR